Those of you who have more recently friended me on Facebook, if you're here, may be thinking at this point: Husband?!!?!? What husband? I thought you had sworn off men! I'm gonna sound a bit Miracle Max here, but I've only mostly sworn off men. I say that because one thing I've learned as I stagger through middle age and trip over things is this: just when I think I have figured something out, here comes evidence that I haven't. Don't get smug, genderdorks. I don't mean the immutability of human anatomical sex. Anyway, I'd say I've 99% sworn off men. But that 1% is so unlikely that you might as well say I've sworn off men. At this point the only two possible men I'd even look at twice live on another continent across a whole-ass ocean and barely know I'm alive. Plus I look like a troll. Plus I have a really hard time trusting men anyway. It ain't happening.
The one where I got my husband arrested
The one where I got my husband arrested
The one where I got my husband arrested
Those of you who have more recently friended me on Facebook, if you're here, may be thinking at this point: Husband?!!?!? What husband? I thought you had sworn off men! I'm gonna sound a bit Miracle Max here, but I've only mostly sworn off men. I say that because one thing I've learned as I stagger through middle age and trip over things is this: just when I think I have figured something out, here comes evidence that I haven't. Don't get smug, genderdorks. I don't mean the immutability of human anatomical sex. Anyway, I'd say I've 99% sworn off men. But that 1% is so unlikely that you might as well say I've sworn off men. At this point the only two possible men I'd even look at twice live on another continent across a whole-ass ocean and barely know I'm alive. Plus I look like a troll. Plus I have a really hard time trusting men anyway. It ain't happening.